Saturday, February 16, 2008

Apropos of nothing

Beloved: I wish the world was made out of titanium dioxide.

Staring intently into the toilet bowl

Me: Um, sorry to ask, but did you do a poop and not flush?
Beloved: No, I just cleaned the lint off the clothes dryer and dropped it in there.
Me: Oh! Thank God. My next question would have been - did you notice that your poop is blue?