Saturday, January 19, 2008

The future of swearing is in safe hands

  • M: My sister's three year-old has learned how to swear already.
  • Me: What can she say?
  • M: She gets it all out of context though. The other day, my sister told her off for something, and she just glared at her Mum and yelled, "FUCK IT OUT!"
  • Me: Fuck it out?
  • M: Fuck it out. So my sister was shocked, and explained to her about rude words and not using them. Anyway, this little toddler just averted her eyes, and muttered it again under her breath. Fuck. It. Out.
  • Me: Wow. I have to say, it's kind of catchy. Like, pretend to say it after banging your elbow really hard. It really nails the sentiment.

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